Man, do I have to PISS!!!

It couldn't have been more urgent! I'm glad I got there just in time without peeing right away and then this shitty toilet says “DEFECTIVE”. There was simply no other way, I had to take the shower. Hotpants and nylons off and off we went. The horny golden-yellow piss jet just shot out.
The feeling of relief was indescribable! Would you like to see more pee from me in the future?